I would fight you on his behalf, but anyone who does not realize how handsome he is is clearly touched in the head. So I can only pity you. A life without appreciating true beauty... Bleak.
—but my mustache is better than his, right? If you had to pick a mustache to like.
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[Weird how being around non-monstrous people for a while makes one care what they think, how they feel.]
...it was really for Byerly anyway. [Said with a dry fondness; he doesn't want to actually hurt him, either.]
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I would fight you on his behalf, but anyone who does not realize how handsome he is is clearly touched in the head. So I can only pity you. A life without appreciating true beauty... Bleak.
—but my mustache is better than his, right? If you had to pick a mustache to like.
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It's more robust, [Benedict offers. His smirk is audible.] It's committed to being a mustache.