bouchonne: (droll)

[personal profile] bouchonne 2020-09-19 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He takes a breath, then lets it out. ]

Maker, I'm sorry. I'm just sitting here and speaking badly a friend of yours. At length. A bit of an asshole move.
bouchonne: (drunken pontificating)

[personal profile] bouchonne 2020-09-19 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[ By plays with Bastien's toes, wriggling them in turn like they're doing a kick-line. ]

What, going to teach her to only be hurtful intentionally? I think that'd be a good lesson.
bouchonne: (prost!)

[personal profile] bouchonne 2020-09-19 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
A baby does need two parents.
bouchonne: (ummm?????)

[personal profile] bouchonne 2020-09-19 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[ An incredulous scoff. ]

That can't be right.
bouchonne: (ah fuck)

[personal profile] bouchonne 2020-09-19 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
There has to be ten years between them.
bouchonne: (ummm?????)

[personal profile] bouchonne 2020-09-19 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
You know, I think I did know that abstractly. But still.
bouchonne: (droll)

[personal profile] bouchonne 2020-09-19 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you have anything to say, if you were to do so? Seems foolish to order you into a siege that failed once already.
bouchonne: (drunken pontificating)

[personal profile] bouchonne 2020-09-19 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I have told her all of that before. [ Well - ] At least the latter two things.

[ But... ]

But I suppose it might come better from you. Don't go out of your way, though. I've no doubt that you've better things to do with your time than wrestling donkeys.

[ He holds out a hand for a cigarette. ]
bouchonne: (considering)

[personal profile] bouchonne 2020-09-19 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[ A laugh. ]

This is a brand-new, never-before-heard metaphor. Though maybe I could get it started.
bouchonne: (amused)

[personal profile] bouchonne 2020-09-19 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Unfortunately, there are too many Fereldans here to sell it as some traditional Fereldan feat of strength. Maybe I'll pretend it's Chasind.
bouchonne: (delighted!!)

[personal profile] bouchonne 2020-09-19 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[ By blows a perfect smoke ring and grins smugly at Bastien. ]

I do.
bouchonne: (ooooooooh)

[personal profile] bouchonne 2020-09-19 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[ For his next trick: he lets smoke out through his mouth and then sucks it in through his nose, creating a closed loop. ]
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