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[cozen]

[ His back goes up like he's been pet in the wrong direction, but he laughs a little, too, and counter-threatens: ]

Boh—no.

[ That won't work, given it's pronounced Beau, and if Byerly is calling him Burrz he's not going to call him Handsome. That's not comeuppance at all. ]

Bah.

[bouchonne]

Burrz and Bah. We sound like a comedy troupe.

[cozen]

Ohh, Thedas would not be able to handle that. They are not prepared.

[bouchonne]

The war would end. Nations would dissolve their borders.

[cozen]

When you put it like that...

[ He does whatever medieval fantasy dance step would evoke the medieval fantasy equivalent of Vaudeville humor. ]

We can start tomorrow.

[bouchonne]

[ And By hums some medieval fantasy Scott Joplin - Scott du Jopêlin - and does a little two step as well. ]

It'll be fun.

[cozen]

And if we are ending the war, Riftwatch will have to give us a costume budget. It is only fair.

[ He links his arm into By's for a couple steps, but then also to tug him in an off-stage, exit-y direction. Ferry. ]