thereneverwas: (my bad)

crystal

[personal profile] thereneverwas 2024-07-04 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
My dear Bastien,

[let's pretend I didn't have a total meltdown in front of you and we're just cheerful jokey pals who can flirt in a friendly heterosexual kind of way,]

I wonder if I might ask your help with something.
Edited 2024-07-04 04:09 (UTC)
thereneverwas: (chat)

[personal profile] thereneverwas 2024-07-08 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
If I were to create a guide of sorts, on how to operate and maintain our siege weapons-- is that something you could reproduce with your press?
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[personal profile] thereneverwas 2024-07-08 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds like a deal.
thereneverwas: (smoke)

[personal profile] thereneverwas 2024-07-08 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Aye, not sure yet, but we'll cross that bridge when we come to it.

First I need to find someone who can draw the fucking things.
thereneverwas: (concerned)

[personal profile] thereneverwas 2024-07-08 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, when have I not been nice to someone?
thereneverwas: (satisfied)

[personal profile] thereneverwas 2024-07-08 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, then you paid an urchin to pretend I was their absentee father.

…and you don’t even have a beard.
Edited 2024-07-08 22:59 (UTC)
thereneverwas: (smoke)

[personal profile] thereneverwas 2024-07-08 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Fine.

…is there a reason I won’t want to be nice to him?
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[personal profile] thereneverwas 2024-07-08 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Tempting, but I’ll do my best.
thereneverwas: (lol)

[personal profile] thereneverwas 2024-07-08 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
—-and stealing was part of the game, you spoilsport.
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[personal profile] thereneverwas 2024-07-08 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
How do you know I didn’t??
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[personal profile] thereneverwas 2024-07-08 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, mate, I put it on my fucking face.
thereneverwas: (my bad)

[personal profile] thereneverwas 2024-07-09 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
Look, introduce me to your friend and there’ll be a whole new bottle of beard oil in it for you. I won’t even ask what you’re going to do with it.
Edited 2024-07-09 00:13 (UTC)
thereneverwas: (lol)

[personal profile] thereneverwas 2024-07-09 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[his characteristically raucous laugh rings over the crystal]