[ A quiet, surprised laugh. Is this a mage courtship ritual?? Regardless: it's great. ]

That bored, Monsieur?

[ Rhetorical. ]

You could write a random word. Bumpy, or... revenue. Let people ask him about it when he wakes up and never admit to it or explain it. Take it to your pyre and leave him with the mystery.

Or you could draw something obscene.