cozen: (n072)
Bastien ([personal profile] cozen) wrote 2022-04-01 03:55 am (UTC)

Maybe the Mad... About His Handsome Concubine.

Or Byerly the Perverted in the Very Best and Most Admirable Ways. Were every man so innovative in bed, there would be no more wars. Everyone would be too happy all of the time.

And the Sinister... No, I cannot make that one work.

[ Bastien has to sit on one of his knees, to be close enough to Byerly's height to hug him one-armed into his chest and shoulder, so that's what he does. ]

Anyway, they will mostly call you Byerly the Dramatic but Gentle. They will tell their children: every day when his advisors began bickering, he would look at them and ask, Do I need to hire an executioner? Is that what it takes to get things done around here? But he never did hire one, the softie.

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