[ He laughs first, fake swoons second, with a backwards stumble that leaves room for Byerly to come in. ]

Unparalleled kissers, you Fereldans, I have always said.

[ Quiet, since the door is open, but he closes and locks it once Byerly is past the threshold and stops whispering while he herds him toward the bed. ]

You are banished from our office, by the way. I forgot to tell you.