D'you think she'd finally leave him if he did? It'd be a properly romantic end to the story if that was how it went. [ He tips back his head and intones: ] Ensnared by a foul Northern apostate, only the death of her strapping Fereldan lover was enough to set the dainty lady free...

[ Then he spreads his hands in clear assent to the cards. ]

What are we playing?